December 2011
1 post
well…. I haven’t uploaded anything in...
September 2011
3 posts
Zombie Paradise WIP 2 | IceGene Okay, new track...
Zombie Paradise | IceGene I’m trying to...
“It was that face, the face in my dreams. The smile that makes me fall limp but...”
– Simeon, Stories of Simeon
August 2011
10 posts
We Were Once Dreamers WIP update 3 | IceGene 3rd...
“Time heals all wounds, yes, but not all wounds completely heal. Some would leave...”
– Simeon, Stories of Simeon
“When you look in the mirror and see your reflection, who do you really see?”
– Simeon, Stories of Simeon
“I was once a passionate man, but disappointment followed disappointment and here...”
– Simeon, Stories of Simeon
“You could have died for anything if you do not live for something. Better yet,...”
– Simeon, Stories of Simeon
“I shall not replace nor be ashamed of my name for great thought went into it to...”
– Simeon, Stories of Simeon
“Would you run away with me if it’s tonight? Leave everything behind, come...”
– Urbandub - An Invitation
“No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I’m not, but I love her more...”
– Jason Statham as Frankie (Death Race), OST Paul Haslinger - Chance For Something Else
“The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.”
– David Richerby
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different...”
– Einstein
July 2011
2 posts
“sorry is an argument that is VERY hard to prove”
– simeon
June 2011
2 posts
“WISHING to be a better artist is a lot different from TRYING to be one.”
– simeon
“Would you run away with me if it’s tonight? Leave everything behind. Come...”
– Urbandub - An Invitation
May 2011
1 post
“Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to...”
– - “Erich Fromm”
March 2011
3 posts
“Oh her? You mean the one that’s using you as a tool? Face it, you mean...”
– Semeon to Igomi, The Hourglass Drama
“Even through the darkest days, this fire burns always”
– Killswitch Engage, This Fire
“Take me back to where my heart belongs”
– Killswitch Engage, Starting Over
February 2011
15 posts
“Life is the objective and we are the subject of it.”
– Semeon
Snail Project
ETA is 39 hours for render, add 2 more hours for editing. Desktop on full with cores at 74C each.
“If Love is a Labor, I’ll slave ‘til the end.”
– Rise Against - Swing Life Away
“I’ve never pulled strings for you, I did it to get things done. I...”
– Semeon
[rent] still watching
Well, maybe I just can’t take the sequences Angel is on.
[rent]
Didn’t watch it for over a year thinking it’s not something I’d tolerate. Turns out to be a wonderful playlist.
March 2010
2 posts
Clients From Hell: The client has sent a picture... →
The client has sent a picture taken from their cameraphone and wants to use it in a A4 brochure.
ME: “Hello, I’m phoning regarding the image you sent earlier. It’s way too small, it’s only 640x480 pixels. Ideally we would need something 10x that size. Also it’s out of focus and essentially we…
Clients these days
hehehehe
February 2010
3 posts
yeah.... hahahaha
see more Epic Fails
January 2010
3 posts
December 2009
2 posts
Homer
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September 2009
7 posts
A Dog named "SEX"
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one, too!” Then I said, “But this is for a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex...
Yo,Mamma soooooooooooooo, stupid that when i said “hey look at that forest” she replied i cant see the forest the tree’s are in the way!
Deli Man - LOL.com
There was a guy who owned a Deli. All he knew how to say was: 1. 50 Cents 2. Very Fresh 3. Bye bye, come again.
One day a man came in a asked “How much are these grapes?”. The owner replied “50 cents”. Once again the man asked “Are these grapes fresh?”. The owner replied “Very fresh”. The man bought them and the owner said “Bye bye, come again”
Another day a robber came in. “How much do you...